my first interview (student of the month)

interviewed: Alissa L.


1. was it a surprise to have been named student of the month?
"no, i'm perfect."
2. what did you do to accomplish becoming student of the month?
"I was just elected student of the month because everyone loves me."
3. what sort of activities are you involved in around school?
"i'm a cheerleader."
4. as student of the month, what special privileges do you have?
"i get every single privilege you can think of. i have people who walk me to class and carry me on a pedestal."
5. what is the process for becoming student of the month?
"you're a do-gooder and then you get stuff."
6. how does it feel to be student of the month?
"it feels good, feel like i didn't fail my family this time."
7. how did your family react to you becoming student of the month?
"they didn't care because they were on a tropical island somewhere, no where to be found."
8. do you have any specific duties as student of the month?
"try not to kill people."
9. what do you think you contribute to the school's environment?
"i contribute to everyone's happiness."
10. why do you think you were named student of the month?
"i probably threatened people."
11. personality wise, what character traits do you have that helped you become student of the month?
"i'm agressive, pushy, and a nagger. Overall, i'm a good person for student of the month, i can tell you that."
12. how many other students were you competing against?
"no one, because i was a sure winner."
13. who do you think was your biggest competition?
"my multiple personalities."
14. were you rewarded anything?
"yes, i was givens supreme power over everyone."
15. is this your first time receiving this award?
"no, it's actually my 87th time winning student of the month."
16. why did you want to be student of the month?
"because i deserved it."
17. what events led you toward this accomplishment?
"being the awesome person that i am, it just sort of set itself up."
18. in what ways have you displayed student of the month qualities?
"I didn't really do anything except for giving everyone shootouts on twitter."
19. in the future, how do you feel you will refer back to this accomplishment?
"winning student of the month is a pretty normal thing, so i'm used to it."
20. what's the best part about being student of the month?
"i get whatever i want whenever i want."